God Rest the USA

A Song Parody by Dovid Bulgatz

(To the tune of “God Bless the USA” by Lee Greenwood)

If tomorrow all the guys I paid
to do my yardwork right
got deported by the I.R.S.
I pray to God that I am white

I'd thank my lucky stars
I’m not a minority
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom
made possible by slavery

And I'm proud to be a white American
from my hot dogs to my cheese
and everything that I buy
is made by the Chinese

And I gladly stand up next to you
as long as you’re not for the gays

‘Cause there ain't no doubt I love how we
got past the E.R.A.

We have supercenter Wal-Marts,

Corrupt democracy,
a shit-ton of McDonald’s,
from sea to oily sea

From Cali down to Texas
a border must be made
and whenever there is a big debate
the conversations escalade

And I'm proud to be a white American
from my hot dogs to my cheese
and everything that I buy
is made by the Chinese

And I gladly stand up next to you
as long as you’re not for the gays

‘Cause there ain't no doubt I love how we
got past the E.R.A.

And I'm proud to be a white American
from my hot dogs to my cheese
and everything that I buy
is made by the Chinese

And I gladly stand up next to you
as long as you’re not for the gays

‘Cause there ain't no doubt I love how we
got past the E.R.A.